We are only a couple of weeks away from Juneteenth
Juneteenth: the most ludicrous holiday of all time? Perhaps.
I believe it should at least be in the nomination, if not the winner.
It is currently in the running for this coveted title because this one day demonstrates the sheer insanity of our society like no other holiday.
A major federal agency recently sent out a memo on Juneteenth. I could not help but get a laugh out of it:
Juneteenth is celebrated on Monday, June 19 this year. It is the oldest known holiday honoring the end of slavery in the United States.– The Feds
The day just became a federal holiday only two years ago (on June 17, 2021 as a political ploy by Joe Biden). Before then, no one even knew what it was, save for a select group of about 100 blacks in Texas. There never was a federal holiday honoring the end of slavery; they are rebranding this day as something it never was.
On Jan 1, 1863, then President Abraham Lincoln issued the Emancipation Proclamation outlawing slavery in the confederate states.– The Feds
The Feds are trying desperately to relate this holiday to the holy grail Abe Lincoln, so that no normiecon can speak bad against it.
I noticed this tactic last year: If something is related to Lincoln, then Team Red cannot say anything bad about it.
But what this day is actually about is followed up later in the memo:
On June 19, 1865. Union Army General Gordon Granger led thousands of federal troops to Galveston, Texas to announce that the slaves are freed. Therefore, we commemorate this day of the enslaved African Americans from 1865.– The Feds
That is more than I ever cared to know about a Union general and this holiday, but there you go. We don’t celebrate the day they were freed, just the day some Union General told them so in Texas.
Many around the country continue to celebrate Juneteenth 151 years later. Most people like to host cookouts, parades, and social gatherings to celebrate.– The Feds
No one did any of this, ever, but they are trying to make it seem like they did/do.
This holiday is some literal Ministry of Truth screwing of the mind. They are rewriting history to make it sound like
we were always at war with Eastasia everyone has always celebrated Juneteenth.
“We’ve always done cookouts for the Union general. Don’t you remember that while growing up? Your parents did it. What’s wrong with you? Are you going insane?”
We are at that stage of collapse (complete insanity), it seems.
“Holiday” is supposed to stand for “holy day”. The secularization of the word just gets worse with each new “holiday”.
Since all holy days are supposed to involve worship or thanks, this day must then be the worship of the blacks, which fits our state religion. Jared Taylor recently just wrote a humorous article on this very subject. Find it at Unz here: We Have a State Religion.
Even the name is hilariously dopey. It is an improper English pronunciation of June and nineteen, said with the slang of a black southern individual.
You really cannot make this stuff up. The elites really do hate us.
Happy upcoming Juneteenth, all. May the worship of the black notification of emancipation be with you.
Let us go eat a grilled hot dog and salute Gordon Granger for sharing the news, I guess.
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